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    Protocol Gone Wrong
This repost is dedicated to all those who think Batman is the dark avatar of hate, anger, vengeance, and darkest darkness.  Dedicated also to those who don’t believe that but think a portrayal that doesn’t bleed cynicism posing as realism is doomed to fail.
And dedicated most of all to those who liked, shared and reblogged this little bit of lighthearted silliness.  You are what keeps the lights on, not just in the Batman fandom but in the whole effing human race. 
Keep smiling.  Keep laughing.  Keep sharing.

    Protocol Gone Wrong

    This repost is dedicated to all those who think Batman is the dark avatar of hate, anger, vengeance, and darkest darkness.  Dedicated also to those who don’t believe that but think a portrayal that doesn’t bleed cynicism posing as realism is doomed to fail.


    And dedicated most of all to those who liked, shared and reblogged this little bit of lighthearted silliness.  You are what keeps the lights on, not just in the Batman fandom but in the whole effing human race. 

    Keep smiling.  Keep laughing.  Keep sharing.

     
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Cat-Tales is the real story, a Catwoman metafiction series by Chris Dee. Let’s say nearly everything you’ve ever read in a comic book is wrong. The identities are correct: Bruce Wayne is Batman, Selina Kyle is Catwoman. They live in Gotham City. There is a Wayne Manor, a Batcave and Batsignal, etc. But the rest is all exaggeration, distortion, and often the outright lies of a sensationalist tabloid called The Gotham Post, otherwise known as DC Comics. Cat-Tales tells the truth behind that fiction, revealing characters that are more complex and fully-human than anyone thought possible. Heart-stopping romance, side-splitting humor, and poignantly understated tragedy, it’s all here: the man inside the Bat, the woman within the Cat, the life between the panels, the truth behind the masks. * * * * * *

Chris Dee is an award-winning playwright, entertainment consultant, and metafiction author who brings real life experience to her storyverse, fusing it with unimagined truth and depth.

She is a woman who has squatted down next to a 500-lb Bengal tiger and petted its fur.  She has held an ocelot in her arms and allowed it to ‘groom’ her forearm.  She has spent the night in a cabin with two rambunctious caracals.  She studied art in Florence, Italy, worked in a museum and walked through its galleries after closing.  She knows the difference between Picasso and Pissarro, Manet and Monet.  She has been inside Cartier.  She has been inside a corporate board room.  She has been on a yacht and in a private plane. 

The life experience Chris Dee brings to these tales brings a depth to the characters unseen in any previous incarnations.


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Remarkable. Highly recommend.”
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