1. Notes: 1 / 3 days ago 

    So apparently someone from the pink team voiced an opinion on a comic book and was savaged by the industry boys who didn’t like what she had to say.  She then blogged about the experience and today Twitter is shocked - shocked I say - to find out women are treated shabbily in comics.

    In other news, there’s still quite a lot of water in Lake Michigan, puppies are cute, Winter is Coming and those lads from Liverpool play some rather good music.

  2. Notes: 17 / 4 days ago 
    Catnip? No I haventbeeninthecatnipagainwhydoyouaskhuhwhydoyouask?

    Catnip? No I haventbeeninthecatnipagainwhydoyouaskhuhwhydoyouask?

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  3. Notes: 2 / 4 days ago 
    Mashup Monday

    Mashup Monday

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  4. Notes: 2 / 5 days ago 
    ex·ces·sive (adj.) Exceeding a normal, usual, reasonable, or proper limit.

    ex·ces·sive (adj.) Exceeding a normal, usual, reasonable, or proper limit.

     
  5. 1 week ago 

    Robin: Unfinished Business, Part 4

    robin and batgirlA new installment of Robin: Unfinished Business, with even more Azrael and Batgirl because that worked so well last time. Robin Unfinished Business - Part 4: The Rain Man.

  6. Notes: 1 / 1 week ago 
    If you are a Cat-Tales reader on Pinterest, I’m going to make a new board we can have some fun with.  Make sure you are following Cat-Tales’s boards, and leave a message on this pin.  I’ll set you up with pinning privs on the new board.

    If you are a Cat-Tales reader on Pinterest, I’m going to make a new board we can have some fun with.  Make sure you are following Cat-Tales’s boards, and leave a message on this pin.  I’ll set you up with pinning privs on the new board.

     
  7. 1 week ago 
    Good Morning, Monday.  You clearly have no idea who you’re messing with.

    Good Morning, Monday.  You clearly have no idea who you’re messing with.

     
  8. Notes: 6 / 1 week ago  from bookmarklet
    Catwoman: Corporate Intervention by chrisdee
     
  9. Notes: 1 / 1 week ago 
    Ra’s al Ghul and the Half-Baked Plan ~Cat-Tales Gallery

    Ra’s al Ghul and the Half-Baked Plan ~Cat-Tales Gallery

     
  10. Notes: 2 / 2 weeks ago 
    Oswald Cobblepot and the Infomercial of Deception ~Cat-Tales Gallery

    Oswald Cobblepot and the Infomercial of Deception ~Cat-Tales Gallery

     
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Cat-Tales is the real story, a Catwoman metafiction series by Chris Dee. Let’s say nearly everything you’ve ever read in a comic book is wrong. The identities are correct: Bruce Wayne is Batman, Selina Kyle is Catwoman. They live in Gotham City. There is a Wayne Manor, a Batcave and Batsignal, etc. But the rest is all exaggeration, distortion, and often the outright lies of a sensationalist tabloid called The Gotham Post, otherwise known as DC Comics. Cat-Tales tells the truth behind that fiction, revealing characters that are more complex and fully-human than anyone thought possible. Heart-stopping romance, side-splitting humor, and poignantly understated tragedy, it’s all here: the man inside the Bat, the woman within the Cat, the life between the panels, the truth behind the masks. * * * * * *

Chris Dee is an award-winning playwright, entertainment consultant, and metafiction author who brings real life experience to her storyverse, fusing it with unimagined truth and depth.

She is a woman who has squatted down next to a 500-lb Bengal tiger and petted its fur.  She has held an ocelot in her arms and allowed it to ‘groom’ her forearm.  She has spent the night in a cabin with two rambunctious caracals.  She studied art in Florence, Italy, worked in a museum and walked through its galleries after closing.  She knows the difference between Picasso and Pissarro, Manet and Monet.  She has been inside Cartier.  She has been inside a corporate board room.  She has been on a yacht and in a private plane. 

The life experience Chris Dee brings to these tales brings a depth to the characters unseen in any previous incarnations.


“sexy and smart”
Penthouse (Feb '09)

Remarkable. Highly recommend.”
—TheBatmanUniverse.net

“Perrrrrfect”
—Comic Book and Movie Reviews

“A Catwoman who could be sexy and playful, joyful and bitchy, witty and kinky and smart, simply because that is who she is”
— Comic Book Resources

“Ten times the love and respect for the characters than the authors of the official comics… More emotion and charm than most novels on the bestseller list.”
— Der Beste Batman überhaupt, transformers-universe.com

 
 

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