1. 21 hours ago 
    Happy Birthday, Jaques Louis David“The Death of Socrates, the single greatest and most important Neoclassical painting outside the Louvre, though of course not a beverage we’re inclined to feature in tonight’s program…”  ~Tour in NMK Inc

    Happy Birthday, Jaques Louis David
    “The Death of Socrates, the single greatest and most important Neoclassical painting outside the Louvre, though of course not a beverage we’re inclined to feature in tonight’s program…” 
    ~Tour in NMK Inc

     
  2. Notes: 2 / 1 week ago 

    Patrick Stewart would like to educate some of you who have posted on or participated in something called “The Icebucket Challenge” with something a little more worthwhile called Dignity.  

    Edited to add link, since video disabled embedding.

  3. Notes: 1 / 1 week ago 

    Anonymous said: Hi Chris, I love Cat-tales and have been reading for some time now. I have been rereading some of the older stories, one of my favorites is "Dearly Beloved" because I'm a big DickBabs shipper. I noticed in this story that Jim did not play a big part which is weird since he is the father of the bride. I am wondering if maybe you didn't have time to put Jim in the story more or he slipped the mind as characters go. It would have been interesting to see the wedding from Jim's point of view.

    Thanks for the kind words and a very shrewd observation.  Possibly we can revisit that event Do No Harm-style, view some other bits of the action that we didn’t see and enjoy a different perspective on some parts that we did. 

    I agree that there really isn’t enough Jim Gordon in the early tales.  Bad kitty.

  4. Notes: 4 / 1 week ago 

    So, somewhere in the world there is an ad exec who figured the best way to sell… eh, I’m going to guess some sort of soda pop… was to get Hugh Jackman dancing Gangnam style around the hotel from Inception.  I need to hire this person.

  5. Notes: 13 / 1 week ago 
    Its like he wants me to know. 

    Its like he wants me to know. 

     
  6. Notes: 5 / 2 weeks ago 
    And speaking of “Everything Catwoman should be” give it up for the naughty wave that doubles down on the naughty grin in I call this one Catvid: Now She’s Just Messing WIth Me.

    And speaking of “Everything Catwoman should be” give it up for the naughty wave that doubles down on the naughty grin in I call this one Catvid: Now She’s Just Messing WIth Me.

     
  7. Notes: 33 / 2 weeks ago 

    Everything Catwoman is and should always be

    "This is everything Catwoman is and should always be – sneaky, clever, mysterious and tremendously sexy…  I never could have imagined a better Catwoman/Selina. Her level of sarcasm is impeccable (“Honey, I’m home! Oh, I forgot I’m not married”) and she adds plenty of sex appeal to the film."  -Batman: 10 Reasons Why Tim Burton’s Was The Best; What a Culture

  8. Notes: 30 / 2 weeks ago 
    Happy Birthday, Julie Newmar.  13th Dimension interviews the Queen of the Catwomen. 

    Happy Birthday, Julie Newmar.  13th Dimension interviews the Queen of the Catwomen. 

     
  9. Notes: 14 / 2 weeks ago 
    Caturday! says to celebrate with something sparkly.  Baturday! say to put it back.   Uh, we’ll think of something.  Talk amongst yourselves. 
This Baturday/Caturday we’re featuring Batman and Catwoman: Drop It by Gaff1229 from the One Shot Gallery at catwoman-cattales.com

    Caturday! says to celebrate with something sparkly. 
    Baturday! say to put it back.   Uh, we’ll think of something.  Talk amongst yourselves. 

    This Baturday/Caturday we’re featuring Batman and Catwoman: Drop It by Gaff1229 from the One Shot Gallery at catwoman-cattales.com

     
  10. 2 weeks ago 
    "What is the play and what is my part?!"Happy Birthday Ben Affleck in one of his very best roles as a consummate actor with all the batshit crazy that implies.

    "What is the play and what is my part?!"
    Happy Birthday Ben Affleck in one of his very best roles as a consummate actor with all the batshit crazy that implies.

     
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Cat-Tales is the real story, a Catwoman metafiction series by Chris Dee. Let’s say nearly everything you’ve ever read in a comic book is wrong. The identities are correct: Bruce Wayne is Batman, Selina Kyle is Catwoman. They live in Gotham City. There is a Wayne Manor, a Batcave and Batsignal, etc. But the rest is all exaggeration, distortion, and often the outright lies of a sensationalist tabloid called The Gotham Post, otherwise known as DC Comics. Cat-Tales tells the truth behind that fiction, revealing characters that are more complex and fully-human than anyone thought possible. Heart-stopping romance, side-splitting humor, and poignantly understated tragedy, it’s all here: the man inside the Bat, the woman within the Cat, the life between the panels, the truth behind the masks. * * * * * *

Chris Dee is an award-winning playwright, entertainment consultant, and metafiction author who brings real life experience to her storyverse, fusing it with unimagined truth and depth.

She is a woman who has squatted down next to a 500-lb Bengal tiger and petted its fur.  She has held an ocelot in her arms and allowed it to ‘groom’ her forearm.  She has spent the night in a cabin with two rambunctious caracals.  She studied art in Florence, Italy, worked in a museum and walked through its galleries after closing.  She knows the difference between Picasso and Pissarro, Manet and Monet.  She has been inside Cartier.  She has been inside a corporate board room.  She has been on a yacht and in a private plane. 

The life experience Chris Dee brings to these tales brings a depth to the characters unseen in any previous incarnations.


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Remarkable. Highly recommend.”
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“A Catwoman who could be sexy and playful, joyful and bitchy, witty and kinky and smart, simply because that is who she is”
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