1. Notes: 1 / 3 hours ago 
    It’s Batman Day Eve, and just in case you had any thoughts of enjoying it, Mr. Freeze would like to remind you that Life is nothing but a cold and hollow walk to the grave.

    It’s Batman Day Eve, and just in case you had any thoughts of enjoying it, Mr. Freeze would like to remind you that Life is nothing but a cold and hollow walk to the grave.

     
  2. Notes: 1 / 5 hours ago 
    The most illustrious Demon’s Head has just figured out the Internet.  Tremble, Tumblr.  Tremble in fear.  (Batman Day-Minus One.)

    The most illustrious Demon’s Head has just figured out the Internet.  Tremble, Tumblr.  Tremble in fear.  (Batman Day-Minus One.)

     
  3. Notes: 1 / 5 hours ago 
    TRUTH! 

    TRUTH! 

     
  4. 1 day ago 
    Sigh.

    Sigh.

     
  5. 1 day ago 
    As the march to Batman Day continues, so does the epic confusion about holding up signs on the Internet.  You’re up, Harvey.

    As the march to Batman Day continues, so does the epic confusion about holding up signs on the Internet.  You’re up, Harvey.

     
  6. Notes: 41678 / 1 day ago  from distractedbyshinyobjects (originally from ace-enjolras)

    ace-enjolras:

    I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

    Yes.

    Yes.

    YES, YES, YES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YES!

    FYI, more than a few fangirls and bloggers are also confused on that point.

  7. 3 days ago 
    And now… Harley Quinn.
(Like most of them, she doesn’t seem to get this whole idea of  A special message on the occasion of Batman75.)

    And now… Harley Quinn.

    (Like most of them, she doesn’t seem to get this whole idea of  A special message on the occasion of Batman75.)

     
  8. Notes: 1 / 4 days ago 
    Let’s be honest, the Poison Ivy thing is not the main attraction of this story. You’re all dying to see how kjære elskede Bruce fares on that date with the Jetset Twins from Norway.
It’s the final appearance of the Playboy Fop, and you’re invited to see Bruce endure (or not) in Spontaneous Generation Part 3: Queen of the Night

    Let’s be honest, the Poison Ivy thing is not the main attraction of this story. You’re all dying to see how kjære elskede Bruce fares on that date with the Jetset Twins from Norway.

    It’s the final appearance of the Playboy Fop, and you’re invited to see Bruce endure (or not) in Spontaneous Generation Part 3: Queen of the Night

     
  9. Notes: 2 / 4 days ago 

    Hey everybody, Fan Favorite (and Chris-favorite) from the Cat-Tales Gallery - Netta Lahav - has just posted an animation show reel.

    Make popcorn. 

  10. Notes: 11 / 4 days ago  from julianrichingsdotcom

    julianrichingsdotcom:

    Not a bad guy in The Red Violin, either.  He’s just rude to a cab driver because he’s going to be late to the auction.

    (Why yes, I AM looking through my galleries to find pictures of Julian Richings not being a bad guy, why do you ask?  It’s a slow Saturday night!)

    I rarely play the casting game, but I just saw The Red Violin again and realized that nobody has tapped Julian Richings to play Jonathan Crane yet.  Somebody should really get on that.

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